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Well ok heres a little about me..first off an explanation as to why i have this totally idiotic website ne way...i guess its
just sort of a personal thing, my younger sister had to create a website for a school project and needed some help, after
that i decided what the heck.let me make one too..thats the jist of it..ok .well my dads from PUNJAB (ludhiana)INDIA and my
moms from here (michigan) shes white...lol... so i guess i got a nice mix. ive been to india 3 times and i love everything
about it. i love learning and growing up.. and lots of things about life to have fun and be happy are priorities for me. from
what i hear... people(family..lol) say that i am funny,, not in a comedic type of way, but in natural, unpredicting way..w/e
that means... im a total idiot... but im smart...i like to think i got a lot going for me.. LIKE heading off to UNIVERSITY
OF SOUTH FLORIDA, in tampa.. GO BULLS!!!..i cant wait.. im way to nice.. sometimes being to nice has a downfall.. but i cant
be mean. umm what else...ive made a bunch of mistakes in my life.. i mean a bunch..ive like totally turned my life around
in the past few months..i was a complete wreck.. ive gotten kicked out of my house disrespected my family.and a whole bunch
of other stuff, im ashamed of my past and things ive done to people i really cared about..but theres nothing i can do about
the past..although my experiences have made me somewhat of a colder,crueler peron im grateful for everything that has happend
to me..because as someone who changed me once said"everything happens for a reason"..its the truth.um ok what else...oh
im a great cook..i guess i am ne way... indian . american italian, chinese. any thing.... yea im proud of that... i love florida
(305) to by the way..lol.. i mean it could be alot worse. ex: COLD !! lol. i cant keep going on and on about myself so...
all i can say is that im me..i cant be anything different than that. ~3`
~Feb 13th 2006~
-Funny stuff-
"If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?"
"I know karate, kung fu, and 47 other dangerous words."
"Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow."-Chris rock
Chuck Norris Facts (Hilarious..to me ne way)
-Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
-According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere
that Chuck Norris walks.
-There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
-Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's
womb.
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